Kansai Kutie

By: Vegeta's dark side

Pairing: Seishirou/Sorata & Arashi/Subaru & Queen Latifah/Kamui

Summarry: 2 kutiez meet will da fatez let them rabu or will 2 udder luvers get in da wai?

chapter 1 *~~heartbroken tr1p**~~~~~ kAnSaI hAwTi3

Sorata looked at Arashi she wuz sleepin' and looked so kyute but he knew dat hee must luv another not cause paimn 2 his luv so her left her sleeperin

he went to waccasdins to get some lunch and there he saw the man of his drema s he was 6 foot 7 brown orbs they lookede like chocolate bars in a hailstorm. he had raven's claw hair and a suit as black as fat albert and bill cosby @ night.

he aproched da qt and blushed and said "want to break my heart?" Seishirou looked at him with ai in his orbs and responded "okay". but then Subaru walked in to get his triple cheeseburger and sawda 2 qyrs aiing. He cried saltine crackers from his mizu and those emerald midori me were sparklin with tears.

"seishiro san, doshite?" said subaru-kun as da tears fell. "because this is a kansai qt" said the suited man with a true black man's heart.

"nigga plz" said subaru "i hate u". Seishirou only laughed and then kissed the kansai ho.

chapter 2 beast sex change!?!?!?!?! and kamui da black ho

kamui was tired of being a skinny asian and his sould cried for rap so he changed his name to kampu and started his hit "yo dilla dilla" he was now an asian wit the true black mans soul a black rap sould abd he got out a gun and popped a cap in fuuma's ass. then kampu cam out wit his first live "must mant melp mit" and "melectric foul", "maishou mexstacy" and "mekokujo mexstacy" but who could forget "mynamite min&mout"

his new song wuz called "mopplemanger" it was about his yami past and black soul (black as in nigga) and his tru love, queen latifah.

then at satsuki's uchi beast suudenly because a sassy fat black woman

to be continued...